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The Clearance Aisle of my Brain

Random.

I bought some things thinking I might sell them. Turns out… maybe not. But they exist, they’re here, and they’re yours if you want one. No restocking. When they’re gone, they’re gone. No drama.

Manatee Tea Infuser

$10.00

A stainless steel tea infuser shaped like a manatee. Genuinely adorable. I bought a bunch of these thinking they’d be a thing. They’re a thing. Just… not necessarily an Improve Equine thing. But here we are.

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Brown Dog Tea Infuser

$10.00

A stainless steel tea infuser shaped like a dog. Brown dog, specifically. Look — it’s a good tea infuser. I like dogs. You probably like dogs. This felt logical at the time. No regrets.

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Unicorn Tea Infuser

$10.00

A stainless steel tea infuser shaped like a unicorn. Yes, it’s horse-adjacent. Yes, that’s probably why I bought it. Your tea will be magical. Whether it improves equine performance is unconfirmed but suspected.

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Dog Paw Print Silicone Mold

$8.00

A silicone mold shaped like dog paw prints. Great for making chocolate, soap, ice — whatever you’re into. I bought these. They exist. They are objectively cute. Would make an excellent gift for a dog person.

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